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why i wont go to clubs

shandibandit — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:53:21 +0000

when i got to daytona i decided i would go to a club.so i was at a club and there was lots of music and dancing. it was my first time going to a night club so this was all pretty exciting for me. the night got progressively better when i learned thw girls gone wild was being filmed in the club so at this point i was estatic that this is actually happening. i started to chill at a table with my friend and somebody swipes their arm across my chest. as i looked up i had a smile on my face because i was thinking “sweet a girl wants to dace or talk or have some sort of interaction with me” but when i looked up the person was either fugly as hell or a tranny. i assumed the worst and ran out of the club as fast as i could. my friend asked to wait because the GGW filming hadn’t started and i said FTS while trying to hold down my dinner. i think that qualifies as the grotesque.

arm

shandibandit — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:39:34 +0000

i was walking around when i noticed this guy had a couple of his friends utterly shocked. i went over to see what was going on and the man was showing his friends how he can dislocate his arm. as i saw him do this feat i could not help but notice the sounds of bones popping and meat stretching. as my eyes widened a bit as i realized that is so disgustingly awesome. i found myself wishing i could do that…

scary guy

shandibandit — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 00:32:17 +0000

so i was hanging with Josh, always the begginning of something grotesque, and i stop at a gas station. a black guy comes up and tries to get change and stuff by telling jokes, that were funny, but the entire time i was tense and ready to jump back and hit him just in case. the guy was dirty as a sewage line and he walked up on ur pretty fast saying, ” Don’t be alarmed nigga approachin’”, and in my head i just said “o crap too late”. even worse that man freaked Josh out which means ” i gotaa leave… now”.

grotesque

shandibandit — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:58:16 +0000

earlier on in my life at Embry Riddle i notice a lady that was missing every other tooth in her mouth almost and the rest were different colors. one was a light yellow with a dirty line if black in it that seemed to look like it was cracking the tooth in half. it was son disgusting but i didn’t actually think i saw what was really in her mouth so i started to stare. the bad thing was the lady was smiling and having a jolly time so when i finally turned away i could only think, “wow im glad she didn’t see me.”.

funny

shandibandit — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:57:52 +0000

during biketoberfest i notice a slanky old man with a beird going to his chest that must have been around his 80′s and weigh around, maybe, 100 pounds. he was hanging around with old pals and having a jolly old time. the funny/grotesque part was when i saw his wife come over. she was a heavy set woman around 200-300 pounds in her 60-70′s. at that point my eyes widened to where you could probaly see my red viens and about 30 distubing questions came to my mind, but love comes in all shapes and sizes doesn’t it?

DUNKIN DOUGHNUTS

shandibandit — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:57:33 +0000

outside dunkin doughnuts i saw a homeless guy was so dirty his skin color had changed and his beird looked like it had junk in it. as you get closer to him at the front door you realize that hes smell like he went swimming in sewage pipe. the guy was missing a shoe so you could see his crusty socks that could probable brake if they were bent in half. i just went by quickly so i didn’t make contact with him.

ew

shandibandit — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:57:09 +0000

so i was with some friends one night looking around to find something to do. this one kid vomits right next to us and it looks like watered down mustard mixed with some ketchup with chili beans mashed into it. if that wasn’t enough the smell was so bad it made another kid vomit on the other guys shoes. the were both hacking yelling”o my god” and “what the f***”. i really couldn’t help but laugh at this moment because i find stupid things like that hilarious.

teacher

shandibandit — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:56:48 +0000

for the 1st few weeks or so i got to see that my teacher had there own teaching styles but one inparticular caught my off guard. he is my COM122 techer Mr. Perez. his teaching style, to say the least, is different but it does get the point across in an awkward way that could be considered grotesque. his funny voices, though questionable at times, along with his crazy gestures and unexpected statements bring a bit of life to the class. this may be seen as grotesque because it is not traditional teaching like” here is an assignment- go do it” and many different things are seen as grotesque. it really does keep the class interesting.

WOW

shandibandit — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:56:16 +0000

so apparently there the are tons of whores around daytona beach because i saw some getting arrested on a back street. they were all wearing those skirts that are kind of “whorish” and other skimpy outfits. its odd that i could tell that they globbed on make-up beacause i was driving but thaty look almost like clowns… so whore clowns. if that is not grotesque enough then the thought that came after is. i thought “who would pay for that?” and then quicker than a bullet my mind went straight to” most the guys a Embry Riddle”. i laughed but then realized i just made fun of myself because i go to Embry Riddle.